Saturday, October 31, 2009

Valentino Takeover

Gues Blogger Nick Valentino!!!

Thanks to Inert Nashville for letting me come on today. They’ve posted a lot about the book’s release and I owe them my first born for it.

So, I’m Nick Valentino. I wrote the Steampunk novel Thomas Riley, an adventure tale of two weapons designers and scientists that are forced to venture into enemy lands to undo some bad alchemy. During their journey, they encounter everything from sky pirates, enemy troops, a twisted alchemy master and even an ornery bartender.

In keeping with the spirit of Inert Nashville, I’m going with something extra that I do for fans of the book and the genre. On the Thomas Riley website, you can sign up for free to be a Sky Pirate. 1) It’s free. 2) It will get you discounts and get you into exclusive contests for Sky Pirates only. Yes, you will get the occasional email but I won’t ever spam you or give your information out to anyone… EVER.
My point is, when you sign up to be a Sky Pirate, you’ll get Enlistment Papers and Flight Credentials in the mail. I make these puppies by hand so yeah it takes a while, but it’s not only worth it, it’s actually pretty fun.

So, want a crash course on Tea Staining Enlistment Papers? (Or any papers for that matter?) Here ya go:




1) Heat up some tea. (I use 4+ bags) Preferably some kind of black tea. Let it sit for a good hour so it has time to brew. Fold your paper to get some nice creases in it.

2) Put multiple folded papers in the warm tea. Make sure they are not floating.

3) Try weighting your paper down with tea bags. Then let sit for at least 30 minutes. If you want to add extra staining, but a fresh tea bag on top of the paper and it will make more marks on the finished product.

4) Take the paper out, unfold and place on a flat surface. (The little folds are ok as they make nifty marks in the drying process.)

5) Get a hair dryer and dry that puppy. This only takes about 3-4 minutes per page. Dry until the paper is wrinkled and crispy.

6) Voila! You have hand done tea stained papers ready for proof of your piracy.



Want to Enlist as a Sky Pirate yourself?

http://www.sirthomasriley.com/recruiting-sky-pirates/



Want to learn more about Thomas Riley?

www.sirthomasriley.com


or buy a copy for yourself directly at:

http://thomasriley.bigcartel.com

Friday, October 30, 2009

GUEST BLOGGER ON HALLOWEEN

Local Nashville Author NICK VALENTINO will be taking over the Inert on Oct. 31!!!!
Make sure you come look again inbetween your tricks and treats!!!!

Do you have the time on Dagobah?



THATS RIGHT Marc Ecko is putting out some Star Wars inspired watched with Timex.
The first easers are shown above BUT he has said "From Boba to R2...Stormtroopers to Vader..."
a Chewie watch might get too warm for me tho

the new A-Team


Hollywood will goof this up im sure. I do like the casting of face and murdock tho. BA shoulda been Ice Cube

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Veg Top Chef FAIL


Ok I am a fan of Top Chef and I do love Natalie Portman, but this episode left me blah. NAtalie is an off again on again vegan, so I was stoked she might bring a vegan challenge. Alas, she is just veg now and not vegan. The last 7 contestants got thrown a curveball that Ive been wanting for every season (yes I missed watching masters with a vegan challenge).
Well, lets just say I was unimpressed with the chefs!!!! I mean most of that crap did look like a frozen meal I could get at whole foods. I know they didnt have any tofu, wheat gluten, ot tempeh, or anything to work with but wow. Kevin was the only one that brought some game to it. Ive eaten at some of the top chef contestant establishments before and requested my vegan meal, and guess what, it blew these apart!!! Just odd how uninspiring the dishes were.
Also, I will never support Eli since i am scum according to him "vegetarians are lower human beings". FUCK YOU you ignorant bloodmouth!
The best part of the show was Natalie. She is a well known dork and perv and it came thru and made me laugh actually. She was all gitty on banana polenta!

Fun Stuff

Fun Stuff to view on a thursday

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

GROSS


ok im all for Star Wars weddings but this dead tantaun cake is not right!!!!
i mean 908759875985 other scenes that would rule but eewwwww

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/gutsy_this_dead_tauntaun_weddi.php


thanks nick for the link

Monday, October 26, 2009

poor man's hand

i wish more of nick's friends help promote his book, but it looks like it is just he and i.
the dude busts his ass to help people all the time and people cant do simple things, glad im not a selfish fuck
go check out
http://thomasriley.bigcartel.com
As well as www.echelonpress.com
If you want to enlist as a Sky Pirate or learn more about the book, take a gander at the web site: www.sirthomasriley.com

Friday, October 23, 2009

Follow up on Morningstar Farms

got this emailgee thanks for nuttin

"Mr....

Thank you for contacting us regarding the addition of milk and egg ingredients
to Morningstar Farms® Meal Starters™ Grillers™ Recipe Crumbles. We are sorry
the new formulation does not meet your dietary preferences. I can understand how
disappointed you are as my mom is a vegan as well. Her food selections are
already limited in varieties to begin with, and she as well must look for
something else that she may be able to use to make a lot of different recipes
the crumbles assisted with.

The current Morningstar Farms® vegan products we offer include Morningstar
Farms® Grillers® Vegan Veggie Burger, Morningstar Farms® Grillers® Chik’n Veggie
Patties, Morningstar Farms® Hickory BBQ Riblets, and Morningstar Farms® Meal
Starters™ Chik’n Strips. We hope that you try and enjoy these products. I will
send you a free product coupon that you may use on your next purchase. Please
allow 7-10 business days for delivery.

We appreciate your loyalty and past purchase of our products. We will share
your comments with our nutritional and food development teams.



Sincerely,


Victor Velasquez
Consumer Affairs Department
"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Damn you Morningstar farms!




NOT VEGAN ANYMORE
for some dumbass reason Morningstar farms changed the ingredients to their awesome veg crumbles that i make tacos and sloppy joes and all kinds of crap with. well not they are not vegan. BIG FAIL MORNINGSTAR. alot of fellow vegans and health nuts are pretty damn pissed aboot this.
and to top it off they quit making
the meal starter steak strips grrrrr
share your outrage here
http://www.morningstarfarms.com/contact_us.aspx

Monday, October 19, 2009

Who wouldnt want a full scale millenium falcon?


I realized I talk about star wars alot here. Well it IS that awesome so why not. Ok So I finally got the chance to ask Chris Lee at RollerDerby this weekend aboot a rumor I had heard and well it is TRUE!!! he is in cahoots to build a FULL SCALE millenium falcon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he got a farm an hour or so outside Nashville and has all the plans to scale!!! he has tv companies wanting to do a documentary on the project!!! holy cow this would rule!!!! and I wanna sleep in it!

more here
http://fullscalefalcon.com/

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Broke CPU and rad Star Wars fan film

nope im not taqlking aboot the Dunny Fatale series and how awesome many of the dunnys are or how rad the THOMAS RILEY steampunk book is

anyway
1. my computer is broke so fewer posts til fixed

2. this is a rad Star Wars fan film. thanks woody!!!

Makazie One - Star Wars Fan Film from Clutch on Vimeo.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Buy this book!!! like the Femme Fatale dunny series

Recently Nick Valentino wrote a book that capures the steampunk aesthetic and adventure. Echelon Press liked what they read and decided to publish it. Now this gem is finally coming out and I couldnt be more stoked. So grab your goggles and get ready to avoid sky pirates and acid bullets Thomas Riley is now available for Pre Order



Amidst of a twenty year war, weapons designer Thomas Riley is thrust onto the front lines when a risky alchemic experiment goes wrong, embedding a foreign soul into his wily assistant Cynthia Basset. Thomas and Cynthia are forced to join with murderous sky pirates in a deadly race to capture the only man that can undo the botched alchemy, their enemy counterpart weapons maker.
Book Release on Friday, October 23rd.
Pre-release books from now until October 23rd have FREE SHIPPING.
Books will be shipped after October 23rd. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.




you can buy here
http://thomasriley.bigcartel.com/">http://thomasriley.bigcartel.com/

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Welcome to Nashville

It is a shame tonight I will be parking for the Preds game and this sign is gone.
I was going thru my old pics and found this gem.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

like OMG TAUNTAUN SLEEPING BAG


http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/?cpg=106H

How cool is this? DAMN COOL!!!! too bad im not a youngling anymore and really cant rock this, but WOW this rocks!!! Might have to look into it for my sister's kids!!!


I wonder if it smells tho?

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

For love of Star Wars again

Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.



Trying to convince my cohorts that we need to do this. I think it would be a blast. Also considering we know someone here with a fully operational and to scale R2D2!!!!

http://www.starwarsuncut.com/

Friday, October 02, 2009

sky pirate awesomeness just kaws


wow just saw my new jeremyville dunny colorway and now to make a call about the all female dunny series. and saw what people are getting for enlisting in the new sky pirate thing!!! awesome. cant wait for the Thomas Riley book to come out now woohoo
enlist today kids
http://www.sirthomasriley.com/recruiting-sky-pirates/

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Thursday, October 01, 2009

top songs ever

Sweet Avenue by Jets to Brazil

tasting you in rain I walk down to the train
try not to look down
this day could some day be an anniversary
everything is light and sound
facing forwards going slowly wait for you to show me
where this train wants to go
living by the hour I stop for every flower
everything is soft and slow
now all these tastes improve through the view that comes with you
like they handed me my life
for the first time it felt right
thank you for making me see there's a life in me
it was dying to get out
holding you we make two spoons beneath an April moon
everything is soft and sweet
this cigarette it could seduce
a nation with its smoke
crawling down my tired throat
scratches part of me that's purring
softly stirring
I'm a captain of industry smoking famously
feet up on the windowsill
look at all these trees I feel affinity with
everything so soft and still
budding at my fingertips
touching you I start to bloom
alive with trains and passing ships
soft and sweet along your lips now
I go "oh wow"
thank you for taking me from my monastery
I was dying to get out
with tears of gratitude
I like my latitude
cross town train to you
now all these tastes improve
through the view that comes with you
like they handed me my life for the first time it felt worth it
like I deserved it.

Fun time on Dagobah

gotta practice when you can

yaarrrrr

haha since she went bra-less for star wars, there is the great story of who put tape on her girls. well you can see the tape

now this is good times
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and finally
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